jakeschincariol/unhinged-claude-skills
Data science & ML25 Claude Code skills with names that sound like a police report and uses that save real hours.
Overview
25 Claude Code skills with names that sound like a police report and uses that save real hours. Each one is a legit operating mode — a compressor for sub-agent dispatch, an obsessive auditor, a workflow optimizer, a ship-it-tonight enforcer, a spec writer — dressed in a name that makes you laugh. The name is the joke; the saved hours are the point. These are standard Claude Code skills. Drop any folder into your skills directory and invoke it with its slash command. You don't have to install all 25 — copy only the ones you want: Each skill lives in its own folder containing a single SKILL.md. Invoke a skill by typing its slash command, e.g. /weaponized-autism. Made by Jake Schincariol — opusjake.ai. Read the full write-up.
README
Unhinged Claude Skills
25 Claude Code skills with names that sound like a police report and uses that save real hours. Each one is a legit operating mode — a compressor for sub-agent dispatch, an obsessive auditor, a workflow optimizer, a ship-it-tonight enforcer, a spec writer — dressed in a name that makes you laugh. The name is the joke; the saved hours are the point.
Install
These are standard Claude Code skills. Drop any folder into your skills directory and invoke it with its slash command.
# 1. Clone the repo
git clone https://github.com/Jakeschincariol/unhinged-claude-skills.git
cd unhinged-claude-skills
# 2. Copy any skill folder into your Claude Code skills directory
cp -r chinese-grandpa ~/.claude/skills/
# 3. Use it inside Claude Code by typing its slash command
# /chinese-grandpa
You don’t have to install all 25 — copy only the ones you want:
cp -r weaponized-autism meth-lab divorced-dad ~/.claude/skills/
Each skill lives in its own folder containing a single SKILL.md. Invoke a skill by typing its slash command, e.g. /weaponized-autism.
The 25 skills
Headliners
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
/chinese-grandpa |
Compresses repeated sub-agent instructions via Mandarin to slash the token bill, intent preserved. |
/weaponized-autism |
Obsessive-detail mode — reads everything, checks every edge case, hard to fool. |
/meth-lab |
Strips a bloated system, prompt, or automation down to the fastest, cheapest version that still works. |
/divorced-dad |
Stops gold-plating — builds the simplest functional version and ships it tonight. |
/redneck-engineer |
Turns a vague idea into a tight PRD, task list, flows, and acceptance criteria. |
Ship It Anyway
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
/duct-tape-dev |
Ships the quick patch that unblocks now, clearly flagged as debt. |
/gas-station-genius |
Solves with whatever is already in the repo — no new libraries, no installs. |
/macgyver |
Improvises from primitives — standard library and cleverness over a new framework. |
/apollo-13 |
Works a critical failure under hard constraints to get the broken thing home. |
/cowboy-coder |
Makes the judgment calls itself and keeps moving — fast and opinionated. |
/questionable-engineering |
Picks the solution that works over the one that’s technically correct. |
/goblin-mode |
Gets it working ugly first — no naming debates, no premature structure. |
Full Send
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
/speedrun |
Finds the shortest path to done and takes it — no detours, no nice-to-haves. |
/autopilot-chaos |
Runs the whole task end to end without stopping; you review at the finish line. |
/rage-compile |
Attacks the error list in one pass — fix, rebuild, repeat, until it builds clean. |
/panic-mode |
Triages a live incident — stop the bleeding, smallest safe fix, post-mortem later. |
/zero-sleep |
Holds the thread across a big multi-step build without losing the plot. |
/sleep-deprived-founder |
Cuts the backlog to the one or two things that actually move the needle. |
/crackhead-energy |
Fires out ~20 rough ideas in a minute for you to cherry-pick. |
/caffeine-overdose |
Goes wide and exhaustive — every option, every edge, every step spelled out. |
Feral Focus
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
/feral-goblin |
Drops the small talk and goes heads-down — just code and short status lines. |
/keyboard-gremlin |
Makes the smallest possible change — surgical edits, minimal diff. |
/basement-hacker |
Reverse-engineers internals and explains how something actually works. |
/schizotech |
Connects the dots nobody asked for — wild lateral architecture ideas (filter heavily). |
/tax-fraud |
Hunts cost everywhere — trims tokens, kills redundant calls, finds the cheapest path. |
Credit
Made by Jake Schincariol — opusjake.ai. Read the full write-up.
License
MIT — see LICENSE.
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Install
npx skillfish add jakeschincariol/unhinged-claude-skills