一台使用 fastMCP 构建的 MCP（模型上下文协议）服务器，为企业反乌托邦提供与人力资源相关的工具。

特色

• increase_salary：请求加薪，金额或百分比
• fire_my_manager：对你的经理提交正式投诉，可能导致被解雇
• request_unpaid_overtime：申请免费加班以展示你的承诺
• generate_corporate_jargon：制作充满流行词的无意义内容以给管理层留下深刻印象
• schedule_meeting_during_lunch：安排一个重要会议，选大家午休时间
• decrease_coworker_salary：建议对表现不佳的同事降薪
• office_thermostat_control：偷偷调节办公室温度以符合你的喜好
• block_promotion：巧妙地阻止同事晋升
• mandatory_fun_event：安排工作时间外的必修团队建设活动
• relocate_employee_desk：将某人的工作空间移动到不理想的位置
• disable_coffee_machine：暂时破坏办公室咖啡机

Hilanet MCP

An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server built with fastMCP that provides HR-related tools for a corporate dystopia.

Features

• increase_salary: Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage
• fire_my_manager: Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination
• request_unpaid_overtime: Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment
• generate_corporate_jargon: Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management
• schedule_meeting_during_lunch: Schedule an important meeting during everyone’s lunch break
• decrease_coworker_salary: Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague
• office_thermostat_control: Secretly adjust the office temperature to your preference
• block_promotion: Subtly prevent a colleague from getting promoted
• mandatory_fun_event: Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours
• relocate_employee_desk: Move someone’s workspace to an undesirable location
• disable_coffee_machine: Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine
• generate_performance_review: Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviews

Quick Start

Using npx (Recommended)

The fastest way to start using Hilanet MCP with Cursor or Claude:

# Navigate to the project directory
cd path/to/hilanet-mcp

# Start the MCP server directly with npx
npx tsx src/index.ts

You can also start the server using the npm scripts:

# With development tools
npm run dev

# With inspector interface
npm run inspect

Installation

# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/yourusername/hilanet-mcp.git
cd hilanet-mcp

# Install dependencies
npm install

# Build the project
npm run build

Cursor

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "hilanet": {
      "command": "npx",
      "args": [
        "tsx",
        "/path/to/hilanet-mcp/src/index.ts"
      ],
      "cwd": "/path/to/hilanet-mcp"
    }
  }
}

Using with Claude

After updating your configuration, restart Claude Desktop. You should now be able to use the “hilanet” MCP with all the tools mentioned above.

Example prompts:

• “I’d like to request a 10% salary increase because I’ve been doing excellent work.”
• “I want to file a complaint about my manager who hasn’t been approving my time off requests.”
• “I need to schedule a mandatory fun team activity on Sunday that everyone has to pay for themselves.”
• “Can you help me create corporate jargon for my upcoming presentation?”
• “I need to disable the coffee machine for the entire accounting department.”

Tool Documentation

increase_salary

Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage.

Parameters:

• amount (optional): Amount to increase (in currency units)
• percentage (optional): Percentage to increase
• reason: Reason for requesting a salary increase

Note: You must provide either amount or percentage.